Mig? Isn’t that some type of Russian plane?

Ok, point taken, but it’s just a name. Besides, if I tell you his real name I may have to kill you.

So, does this mean he’s a secretive person?

Just the opposite actually. He is an open person generally, especially to any women who may be reading, though you only have 3 months. If we are talking ultimate though, he’s not always so open on the pitch.

What? Lacking in speed?

Hard to tell really, due to the hospitalisations/broken legs/crutches he seems to suffer from on a regular basis. No one has actually seen him without injuries in years, natural speed is hard to judge with a zimmer frame in tow.

Are we talking accident prone?

It was just the one motorbike crash, the results of which have caused him to run in circles for a year, and purchase a car that makes George Bush look like he was a good idea for President.

Most likely to say:

“My house? Sure, well get a cab back. What was your name again?”

“Your three months are up love”

“Look guys, this is supposed to be a friendly game, come on, let's not fight over these petty differences.”

Least likely to say:

“I’ve just got engaged guys.”